|We've known it for years.
Those Canucks with their hockey and ice. They've always envied us.
They've always wanted to rule the world but the US is in the way. Just
read the facts.
- FACT: 80% of Canada's population is
located on the border of the United States.
- FACT: Some Canadians speak French.
- FACT: Canada is the second largest
country in the world (After Russia).
- FACT: Canada has maritime boundary
disputes with the US.
- FACT: Canada's population growth rate
is higher then that of the United States.
- FACT: Canadians have a longer life
expectancy rate then Americans.
- FACT: In Ontario (the province that is
home to the capital of Canada) it is now legal for women to go
topless in public.
- FACT: Canada has 6,522,092 males fit
for military service (suicide missions).
- FACT: The popular Fox TV show
"The X-Files" is filmed in Canada.
- CONCLUSION: Canadians hate Americans
and have plans to overtake the US, and they have the power to do so.
This is just the first strike from the
north, more are sure to follow. We must protect ourselves from these
evil people and it won't be easy. They look like us and sound similar
(notice that Canada use the word, eh, although some have become aware of
this flaw and have removed it from their vocabulary). Most Canadians are
white (due to heavy snow in the winter) and at first seem friendly, but
don't be fooled.