First, this guy is a real prick. Jelloboy will have to put the smack down, so be sure to follow all the way to the end of the story.
Here's the response to the first letter. Included to make it easier to follow is the original letter.
Alright you fa**ot b**ch. How about I kick
you in your nads then stomp
you in the face a**hole.
> While your humor may be tongue-in-cheek,
it suggests a person with a
> super-low self esteem.
> Why not add a stomp your head picture -- a photo if possible so those
> of us
> who think you're a head case can stomp on you or fry YOU. Better
> letus know who and where you are so we can come stomp your ass in
> Will even give you the first punch, pal, cause for my part of it, I'm
> going to be sued for assault.
> As the man said, make my day -- punk.
I know, your saying that wasn't very nice. But there is a purpose behind this, read the second response and return mail.
My b**ls are in your mom, thats where Im at. I'm doing your mom b**ch.
Come on over so I can slap your fa**ot a** around. Stupid fa**ot AOL
> Come on wimp, let's have your home address. You're pretty tough
> talkin on
> the screen. Let's see how tough you really are. You wanna kick MY
> Told ya wimp, I'm gonna give you first shot. If you ain't no closet
> you'll give your address -- I'm callin ya wimp. Where's your balls.
Well your saying, this is just a flaming contest. Well no, watch what happens next, here's his response to this last letter.
Just what I figured. You're nothing but a big mouth wimp coward.
I'm gonna let users know Mr. Big Shot Jellobelly is a coward and
You lose -- loser. You're smart though cause I'd wipe my ass with
you ever get any guts, wimp, drop me your address otherwise, don't waste my
time. I can't be bothered with scum. Drop me your mama's address also. If
she ain't bad lookin she may dig some black dick.
Ok, that's now the third letter, time
to move. Now comes the Patented Jelloboy Response.
Hi AOL, I would like to report this person for their constant spaming of
my email and making threats to myself. I have attempted several times to
warn that I would do this if this abuse continued, however this person
still fells the need to threaten myself. I believe this to be a very
serious manner and I hope that you will take actions to prevent this
Below is a copy of this persons latest message.
That's right, if nothing else this page
should have thought you that you should mess with peoples minds because
it's fun. In this case, I made the person even madder with every response,
then at there peak of anger reported them to firstname.lastname@example.org and made sure
to carbon copy it to the user also. So well done I say. And in the end,
why write hate mail to a page like this where the person at the other end
doesn't care. Do you really think you can make a difference, do you really
think that you could bring up something that would change the mind of Jelloboy?
Well, "Get the answers- Jelloboy.com".